a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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