I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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