Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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