Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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