I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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