I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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