Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
time to smoke my breakfast
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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