Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I wish they made helmets for livers.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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