There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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