My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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