needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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