Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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