I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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