i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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