I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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