butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
How external is "for external use only"?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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