I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
