i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
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I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize