Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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