My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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