I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
found the other keg... it's in the tree
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Dignity is for republicans.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Randomize
