he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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