It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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