im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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