So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Randomize
