Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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