and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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