I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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