absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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