Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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