Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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