I must be too annoying 4 u.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
she woke up with a sticky ear
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
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Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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