you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
my liver is dry heaving
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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