i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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