my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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