If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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