I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
kristin has been a bad kristin
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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