Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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