I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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