question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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