I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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