For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Randomize
