he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
nutella sex= disaster
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
We don't watch enough power rangers
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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