I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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