Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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