Your mouth is God's brothel.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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