I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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