I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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