you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
the day after is always just damage control
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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