I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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