wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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