that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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