O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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