Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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